Monday, August 25, 2008

Evil Mr. Taylor Scale

The scale just sits there mocking me. I know what it's thinking, "Hey
you! Fatty! You don't see me putting on the extra pounds, do ya? Why
don't you do me and your body a favor and start eating right?!" Well,
he'd better watch it or I might just goodwill him away. Hopefully he'd
be bought by some 400 lb guy and be broken on his first use. Who would
be laughing then, huh? Yeah, that's right Mr. Taylor scale, I'm
talking to you!!

Oh dear, I'm talking to my bathroom scale...maybe i'm up a little too
late. Maybe caffeine before bed was a bad idea. *sigh*

Goodnight.

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